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Post  Slay on Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:32 am

Oh SPAM I love you ! Oh SPAM I love you ! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM I love you hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM I love you is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM I love you when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM I love you for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me
with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM I love you , my SPAM I love you - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.
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Post  Slay on Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:33 am

btw dont call me spammer Razz

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Post  Meh ^^ on Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:55 pm

silly study
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Post  Meow ^^ on Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:58 pm

whata hell .19
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Post  Meh ^^ on Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:27 am

i know its sad .19

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Post  Slay on Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:27 am

Leave alone my stupid post meanies !! :1: :6 :7

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Post  Meh ^^ on Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:29 am

woo slay u at 69 posts, i want that number :1:

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Post  Meow ^^ on Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 am

eeh u got it .15
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Post  Slay on Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:35 pm

yay i got my 69 post first .26 i like 69 o.O ... its a nice number .28

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Post  Meow ^^ on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:09 pm

its more then a nice number :5
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Post  Meh ^^ on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:06 am

a lot more .28

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Post  Slay on Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:30 am

.14 a lot

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Post  Khai on Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:38 am

get your minds out of the gutter Laughing
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Post  Meow ^^ on Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:51 am

make me! .10
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Post  Meh ^^ on Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:38 pm

cant help it .14

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Post  Khai on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:14 am

Meow ^^ wrote:make me! .10

just wonder if I want to .11
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Post  Meow ^^ on Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:55 pm

no u dont want to! :7
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Post  Khai on Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:15 am

convince me ! .10
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Post  Meow ^^ on Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:56 am

hell no! never know what will happen if i do .16
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Post  Khai on Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:38 am

how about let's just see ? .11
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Post  Meow ^^ on Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:27 pm

i dont wanna see either!! :7
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Post  Meh ^^ on Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:57 pm

i want to i want to
wait what do i want to? .16

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Post  Slay on Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:56 pm

i dunno but just to be like all of u i want to !!! :3

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Post  Meow ^^ on Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:43 am

no u dont want to see! .30
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Post  Slay on Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:39 pm

ofc i want to !! :7 .15

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